tales from my allotment...landlord ;)

landlord: move two 2metre pieces of rotting wood which has been in the ground since oct 2009, dig them up and move them 12inches to the left in line w/the in situ twine specially put in place just for you.

me: are they serious? this must be some kind of april fool joke sprung at the end of november by council employees who have too much time on their hands and not enough meaningful work to occupy themselves w/at work. still who am i to argue. its their property they can do what they want to whenever they want to. notwithstanding the fact that nothing has been said to me by the council regarding i encroaching on plot boundaries since i became a tenant aug.2006. mine is not to question why. mine is to do or die.

2bcontd....