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THE TWAT WITH A TATT aka THE TATT OF A TWAT smile emoticon
to be fair to myself. long long before she was compelled... (by her - bullying harassing closet racist piece of shit coward of an excuse for a man- husband's choices of how he conducted himself toward black btgroup employees... - one black employee Colin Jarvis - in particular, in his btgroup's workplace) ...compelled to begin taking me to her marital bed for intimate personal discussions with her and her hubby... EEEEWWWWWKKKKK - that mental image alone makes the whole of my skin crawl. smile emoticon ...for personal intimate bedroom discussions - ....'bowt fings in general and 'bowt bt's workplace in particular... n.b. the good news for her? she is not a wife alone smile emoticon as many many btgroup wifeys have since done exactly the same with me and their husbands - so, to be fair to myself the writing was ALREADY on the wall for mrs BuncHe of Cunce smile emoticon
the answer : in the form of the sad hilariously pathetic sight of the tattoo on her husband's bicep - which she is treated to every time the poor woman sees her husband shirtless. which begs the question - i wonder ALSO what ..vu muva-in-lor finks of her daughter's husbands' choice of permanent body decoration? the mind boggles frown emoticon
IN OTHER WORDS - long long before i entered her marriage and took up permanent residence in her home and in her life, the writing was on the ARM for one particular mrs #btgroup #cwu wifey and also long long before i sent her hubby home to her with a little 2005 xmas present for ..vu missus and mutley and for the other BuncHe of Cunce#WestonTurville Clan of Dunces. YES long before that happy xmas event the writing was ALREADY on the ARM for mrs RB-WMB and had been ever since she first saw the permanent brightly coloured tattoo ink stain on the upper arm of her husband-to-be :) . - in hindsight it might have been wise for her to cut her losses there and then and make a dash back to her mother's gaff, v soon after she clapped her eyes on the sexually explicit ink stain on lil wayne's upper arm smile emoticon smile emoticon smile emoticon
THE TWAT WITH THE TATT - enjoy smile emoticon
ok. so. the reader should count to two. that it. thats your lot. you will, SADLY, never see that exact image again in your life. when it happened to me, it felt as though my retina has been smacked in the face. but it was over in a flash. never ever to be repeated in my presence for the next three and a half yrs. BUT two seconds was long enough, thanks. smile emoticon
the passage of time and the v v brief sight of the image handicaps me somewhat.. however, the v nearest to the actual tattoo i can come up with on google is a combination of, a hybrid of the two 'ladies' depicted. ONLY WORSE far far worse belief me. you doubt my word? then request of the wearer of the hilariously pathetic sad tatt a look see of your own and confirm for yourself the veracity of what i am asserting as a fact. smile emoticon
fyi - the reader is asked to appreciate the fact that the hue of the dermis area to which i refer is one hundred percent forever truly white - FTW in appearance. smile emoticon it is the whitest whitest most sun deprived skin i have ever clapped eyes on in my entire life.
the snow white color of that area of skin is wholly due to the FACT that the upper arms... [and one would presume the entire upper torso <> though the reader would have to confirm this with mrs RB-WMB. who of course would know] ...the upper arms of the shy possessor of the filthy lil dutty lil stupid lil PERMANENT TATT never ever ever ever to my knowledge saw the light of day. ever.
and to my knowledge also no other bt employee with whom i worked alongside was treated to a glimpse of 'the lady in white' that decorated duncey's upper arm, during any bt workday. e.g on many a hot summer day at work, on occasion jon would strip down to the waist wearing only his sleeveless high viz, i would do the same. so would tony, so would jason. duncey and poozicKA - NEVER. went shirtless at work.
i.e duncey and his suck buddy pandy poozicKA (or as duncey called pandy behind his pandy's back ...the fat fuck.(sic) ...would NEVER EVER remove their shirts frown emoticon i wonder why. smile emoticon joking aside, i once caught site of pandy's hanging gut blubber when he was in a semi prone position in his back garden. - the fat fuck was on a rota day and duncey arranged with the overhead job issuing twat to put up a stick in steeple claydon where the fat fuck lived AND DRANK frown emoticon so unbeknown to me after we put up the pole duncey lead the way to the fat man's house and disappeared inside. i stayed in the back garden. after some minutes the fat twat came out and 'reclined' on the grass near me. and in doing so exposed to my sight his hanging blubber of his gut. i wanted to be sick when i saw that disgusting blubbery sight and i quickly averted my eyes from that puke inducing sight. when i enquired of the fat fuck as to ..what's wayne up to in there? the fat twat replied ..he's settin up my computer for me. i just one ini. wayne's a fukkin computa wiz i aint got a clue. ..yeah i know he is.. was my reply. on learning this from the fat man, it became clear to me as to why the dunce cunce was previously behaving furtively when we were planting the stick in steeple claydon. smile emoticon after some twenty minutes in the fat fuck's back garden, i left duncey there and drove back to the yard. duncey had not returned by the time i left for home at five-ish. > incidentally, duncey's c1 grade mate and peu side kick... - ahh thats an ordinary c1 mind. not a substantive c1 like duncey-boy - a fact duncey was always always keen to remind pandy poozicKA of whenever the opportunity presented itself. ...as i was saying, incidentally duncey's suck buddy pandy poozicKA is the exact same proportions and roughly of the same appearance as that of the morbidly obese white woman who, in the company of others, kept following me around the crown estates of#hmc&ts throughout 2013. i'm sure i'v seen the same tub of lard on ..vu allotmUnt smile emoticon
TWAT WITH A TATT - a woman who chooses to marry and have chldren with a man who's mindset had previously lead him to permanently mark a large part of the surface skin of his upper arm with a RISIBLE, SEXUALLY EXPLICIT, HILARIOUSLY PATHETIC, STUPIDITY OF AN IMAGE of a half naked gyrating woman <> ...has only herself to blame for her choice of 'breadwinner/provider/father to her child. the 'man' she sleeps next to every night of her life smile emoticon
maybe that 'wife' should have opted to become a dried up childless old maid - and took a job with BTGroup or with the #CWU herself smile emoticon
2BCONTD..
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