a lil background info prior to - 7/7 - 3 OF 3 - RB53 WMB - Racist Bigot - White Man's Burden.
(i) feb/march 2004 in the afternoon of a bt workday, me, jason, tony and jon were invited into a norwood close residence by the house owner to view video tapes {see my 22nd june fb - tales from red neck cracka country - post.}
(ii) within that residence was observed a decrepit chihuahua. somebody commented on the dog. the owner replied ...yeh i know, its old..(sic).
when taking our seats i chose to place myself nearest the back door - i hated being in the residence. the place gave me the creeps and it made my skin crawl to be in there - on a chair on the living room side of a table which straddled the kitchen and living room area. jason sat in an armchair next to me. tony and jon both sat on the sofa at the far end of the living room under the front window. the owner positioned himself in a prone position in the middle of the living room carpet. all the better to access, load and play... - and replay and replay - yawn yawn yawn - BORING AS BORING AS BORING AS FUCK IT WOZ - THE WHOLE DAMN SAD EPISODE :) - ...the video tapes for the viewing bt workplace 'subordinates'. the reader should by now have grasped the fact that the compare and hostess of our bt working time entertainment is a man who is as stupid as they come. and that is me being kind in the extreme to the twat. as we all took our seats in that norwood close residence i recall jon dropping this comedy gem on our hostess. after being invited in and as we all entered and settled, walking across the living room jon says to our hostess ..ok if i use your toilet wayne? ...ahh, ahh yeh yeh its upstairs. (sic) {yup :) well thats where the toilet in a house is usually located :) }..replied the hostess. but the hesitation and confusion of the house owner had been clear. - cannot on the one hand refuse and say - no you cant use the toilet. on the other hand the hostess failed to anticipate jon accessing the upstairs of his house and taking a dump in his bog hole. anyway jon soon rejoined the video show, courtesy of our bt substantive c1 grade bt i.t gold user peu team leader hostess and compare, and a wonderful time was had by all. :)
(iii) after the event and not in the presence of our hostess, both jon and tony said to me and jason, they saw dog feces on the living room carpet around the sofa and by the stairs.
(iv) i do not know when the decrepit chihuahua belonging to the BuncHe of Cunce snuffed it.
however i - and many another bt aylesbury tec employees - DO KNOW THIS - that in june/july 2005 - over a year after the aforementioned private video show we were all treated to within bt's worktime. the aforementioned bt employee norwood close hostess and compare would NOT shut the fuck up about..
....ay did i tell ya, we're gettin a dog like vat gerri haliwell, yeh vu same one, yeh vu missus wants one an mutley's appi wiv it yeh vats va kina dog tu av voe, one of vem fukkus. fukkin luvly vey are, ya shud see vem...(sic) etc etc etc ... :(
2Bcontd.. in 3 OF 3 :)
p.s from #myallotment garden i have observed that at least a couple of allotment tenants on our allotment site have - gerri haliwell dogs :)
wot a coincidence :)



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