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Colin Deryck Jarvis is feeling .

19 June 2016 at 09:10 · 

2 of 2 a lil bitd bt/cwu w/place entertainment for my www cloud.. what took place betwix tony and 'vu fat man'(sic) on that day is not for this post :( -

this is A Renault Motor Vehicle Purchase post ;) march/aprl2003 lil wayne starts to moan about his old banger [c.1992 Rover which.. "vat vu missus drives".].. who's engine had popped :) we're all bored to death hearing lil wayne drivel on ...i changing me head gasket in i, im doin me compression and vat and vu water pumps n..and all his other drivel. culminating in this announcement one fine morn in the yard -
lil wayne: im gunna f*ck lay-ah vis mornin. i got uh decent renault to look over vat im buyin'
me: u coming back?
lil wayne: nah, urrh yeh, may do, urrh dunno'.
tony: how much wayne?
lil wayne: dunno yet. i got uh see wot i fink its wurf in i.

and so lil wayne drives off back to the yard mid morning leaving 'vu fat man' a.nash, g.davis, tony and me to continue the 2hrs or so that remained of the overhead work. which was when ruzicka tried to intimidate harass n bully tony...(whilst he [ruzicka] was safely high up in the cherry picker (i was in the other one)...in front of everybody and tony stood up to the gobshite smelly bully boy alchey scum good n proper. (Y) ! by 2pm we're back in the yard. cowleybarracks bods had long departed. no sign of lil wayne in the yard. tension v high betwix tony n ruzicka. im there backing tony up. we ALL know that ruzicka wants to piss off home/to the pub n wld normally have done so. but becoz me n tony said. next job then? ruzicka 'remembered' that we have to load poles for tomor.. :) which we all did together in SILENCE :) nothing else occurred. :)

the nxt morn in the office AND throughout the day we ALL have no choice but to listen to lil wayne drivel on about HOW to buy a - ...'fukkin great it is, a fukkin bargin'... - secondhand (7+yrs) bog standard blue renault old banger motor car. 'fukkin great' as in: see conclusion to 2 of 2 :)