i wish to remind myself of the fact it is aug 2015. and soon. not yet but soon i will be able to mark and keep - celebrate* - the exact day i was transmogrified from a middle aged black man of average intelligence INTO ...a spider and/or mice. (sic)
i know ...frown emoticon ..innit ..but true ! you'll just have to take my word for it. smile emoticon
and there i was thinking i was a man just like every other man and all the time i was a bloody spider and/or a mouse frown emoticon
and there i was thinking i was a man just like every other man and all the time i was a bloody spider and/or a mouse frown emoticon
#poi : it is aug 2005. soon. not yet but soon a man will begin to live a different a changed life style BY HIS CHOICE. a man will begin a life of running and hiding from another man. the tenth anniversary for that man is 14 dec 2005 -
happy anniversary from me. smile emoticon
#hc the procession of a man's life and the procession of the lives of ALL those ppl connected to that man and the ALL the ppl who chose to associate themselves with, support and take the side of that man. both inside and outside his workplace. and inside and outside of his private home life.
the life style lead by and the manner in which that life style had hitherto been lead and taken granted by that man and other ppl - on 14th dec 2005 - that man's life and the lives of those connected to and/or with him would take
...a turn for the worse and FOREVER. smile emoticon
that man's name is #btgroup employee c.1990 - 2015... ex 'cwu member 1991 - ? and may 2004 - nov 2005. is wayne m bunce.
my name is colin jarvis. my fate my destiny my karma - would soon beckon to me - sept/oct 2005. smile emoticon
re post pics. ignore the #btgroup bullshit for the mo. and plz enjoy the view of some exemplary and much loved allotment plots. plus a couple of selfies iv posted.
5 sept 2013 amersham crown court. trial in progress - the public prosecution by the #cps of mr colin jarvis. one full court day of the most enjoyable of sheer theatrical farce - loved every minute of it, smile emoticon
for now as a lil taster
...the trial has progressed to the point where the cps's brief has finished his cozy friendly lil chat with the cps' star - and only- witness. - by the end of which time i was in seventh heaven and enjoying myself tremendously. much had been said and heard by all present in court smile emoticon
so now, my brief gets to his feet, makes a delicate readjustment to the horsehair wig decorating his crown, clasps the lapel of his black gown with his left hand, picks up a sheet of a4 with his right and returns it to the table. my barrister then looks at the witness, glances at the defendant then looks pointedly at the sight screen placed between the witness box and the dock. he then glances at the bewigged beak and his friends on the bench and then back at the witness for the crown. my brief begins to speak to the witness in his cross examination of the witness hostile to his client (and my brief's questioning only got better and better... smile emoticon ...mr bunce i am being instructed by mr jarvis. mr jarvis is my client. mr bunce, why are you afraid of my client?
...in the dock, wearing a grin from ear to earm i was on the edge of my seat....
the cps's star witness responded thus - n.b. the reader is responsible for creating in your mind's ear the most pathetic mumbling semi grunting guttural vocalising of a moronic desperate halfwit of a 49 y/o married man of one aged 17. the dunce cunce having been well coached in what to say in the witness box by his BuncHe of Cunce clan this being the dunce twat's 4th court appearance in six months -all hidden behind a screen from me smile emoticon
the cps's star witness responded to my brief thus...uhh, arrr ...why're ppl afraid of spiders or mice?
...in the dock i fell off my seat.
...i was wetting myself laughing. smile emoticon
2bcontd...
^ celebrate* <> is shorthand and not accurate <> but will do for now smile emoticon
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