part 2- TWAT WITH A TATT aka THE TATT OF A TWATT - RB-WMB :)

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c.2002 summer, planting telegraph poles out in the sticks somewhere, cant recall where exactly. me, pandy and duncey. we were joined on site by dickie markham... - a work shy bt bod senior to buncey who used to be a peu operator before 'getting off the tools' to become 'a surveyor' i.e. the morons who draws the x marks the spot of where to stick the stick in situ. n.b it was obvious from my observations of how they functioned in their little world in bt's workplace that duncey was intimidated by scared of markham and oxford cowley barracks bt bod pete lawson another ex peu operator who also 'got off the tools' - both of whom duncey had worked under c.1990/2000,. they were above duncey in the pecking order in their lil bt world. and duncey resented this but was too frightened of both those bods senior to him to do or say anything to either man. duncey would as a matter of course, kowtow to and lick any and all arse holes who were senior to him in bt's workplace.

[i'v a v lol funny recall about markham, his 'surveying' abilities, duncey, duncey's line manager bt reading's tec rectum ron ryall and a v determined owner of a picture postcard village cottage - but that v funny tale of woe will have to wait for another time. frown emoticon ]

the tattoo reveal > so dickie markham arrives on site and 'work' continues. i cannot honestly tell the reader what was being talked about before the 'revealing' occurred but take my word for it, it amounted to the usual moronic bullshit 'banter' of the collective stupid. i was not paying close attention to what was being talked about.
i then heard either pandy poozicKA or dickie markham, waffling on about tattoos.. all three men were in the convo. i CANNOT RECALL who said what to whom in the tattoo convo that ensued as i was not interested nor paying attention. BUT what i CAN RECALL is hearing duncey say ...yeh mine aint goin nowhere, good as vu fukkin day i got it in it..(sic) > on hearing those words i immediately raised my head and my eyes - and BANG i was smacked in the face with the most hilarious of sights! smile emoticon n.b i was until that point unaware that duncey had a tattoo and i had been working alongside him for a year.

the following took place over five seconds max.. -

i looked up to see duncey holding the half sleeve of his bt shirt up with his other hand. the visual information which reached and was processed by my brain was as follows;

(i) wtf. look at that dirt mark between his exposed skin and his upper arm. man that skin has NEVER EVER seen sunlight. it cant have. that is the whitest of white skin i have ever clapped eyes on.
(ii) then a millisecond after seeing the duncey's bikini mark - wtf i repeat wtf is that big brightly coloured cartoon like drawing on his..no it cant be..yep it is. it fucking well is. christ look at it. wtf! why the fuck would he... thats fucking unbelievable. - ...i was thinking this as i continued to stare at the image duncey had exposed to my eyes.
(iii) a second later tore my eyes from the twat's tatt and looked at duncey's face and then across at pandy and dickie markham and then back to duncey. nobody was looking at me. pandy and dickie were looking at duncey's tatt and grinning braodly. duncey was not looking at me. he was looking at poozicKA then at markham and then at his upper arm he had exposed to them. then back at the two watching twats all the time with a grin spread across his twat face.
(iv) then finally duncey looked in my direction. i had started to move toward him. i wanted a closer look and immediately duncey realised this, realised what he had done on the spur of the moment. and realised i was coming in for a closer examination of the CRASS OBSCENE SEXUALLY EXPLICIT STUPIDITY he had decorated his upper arm with. so still grinning duncey let go of the shirt sleeve and his tattooed skin was concealed once more. but he was too late. the damage was done. once duncey looked at me the grin he wore changed from a ...ay look at this beauty..grin he had treated pandy and dickie to, to the fixed grin of - oh fuck, he's seen it too. i'v showed it to him too.- duncey maintained his sick grin on noting my keen interest in his tattoo as he dropped the half sleeve back over his pride and joy. but it was too late. i was already on the move and my facial expression gave away my total amusement and curiosity.
(v) a second later, as i moved toward him i continued - ...let's have a look wayne, who's it meant to be then? but the door had been slammed shut and damage limitation was now the order of the day for duncey. duncey ignored my approach and enquiry and started waffling to pandy and markham changing the focus of their convo away from tatts. i again looked at pandy and dickie, both were still looking at duncey and both also wore big grinning smirks of amusement at what they had just been displayed to their eyes.
(vi) i persisted ..when did u that done then wayne, lets have a look.. - but no joy. the amusement on my face was unmistakeable. duncey again ignored my v polite enquiry and changed his body position and the topic of convo with the two twats to whom he had 'showed off' his stupid porn tatt.

to conclude : the tattoo reveal was a spur of the moment action when in convo with mates. duncey not realising until too late that i would also see the comically pathetic stupid sad shit he chose to permanently inflict on himself by virtue of the shit for brains intelligence he possesses.

re post pics - the tale behind the snapping of pic 1 is a V LOL tale of woe. i thought the poor twat was gonna have a heart attack at any moment smile emoticontake my word for it that event was funny as it gets smile emoticon but that is for another time. pic 2 was me enjoying myself in bt's workplace. pic3 is just too funny for words - but have no fear. - i WILL find those words smile emoticon smile emoticon smile emoticon smile emoticon

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part 1- TWAT WITH A TATT aka THE TATT OF A TWATT - RB-WMB :)

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THE TWAT WITH A TATT aka THE TATT OF A TWAT smile emoticon

to be fair to myself. long long before she was compelled... (by her - bullying harassing closet racist piece of shit coward of an excuse for a man-  husband's choices of how he conducted himself toward black btgroup employees... - one black employee Colin Jarvis -  in particular, in his btgroup's workplace) ...compelled to begin taking me to her marital bed for intimate personal discussions with her and her hubby... EEEEWWWWWKKKKK - that mental image alone makes the whole of my skin crawl. smile emoticon ...for personal intimate bedroom discussions - ....'bowt fings in general and 'bowt bt's workplace in particular... n.b. the good news for her? she is not a wife alone smile emoticon as many many btgroup wifeys have since done exactly the same with me and their husbands - so, to be fair to myself the writing was ALREADY on the wall for mrs BuncHe of Cunce smile emoticon

how so?

the answer : in the form of the sad hilariously pathetic sight of the tattoo on her husband's bicep - which she is treated to every time the poor woman sees her husband shirtless. which begs the question - i wonder ALSO what ..vu muva-in-lor finks of her daughter's husbands' choice of permanent body decoration? the mind boggles frown emoticon

IN OTHER WORDS - long long before i entered her marriage and took up permanent residence in her home and in her life, the writing was on the ARM for one particular mrs ‪#‎btgroup‬ ‪#‎cwu‬ wifey and also long long before i sent her hubby home to her with a little 2005 xmas present for ..vu missus and mutley and for the other BuncHe of Cunce‪#‎WestonTurville‬ Clan of Dunces. YES long before that happy xmas event the writing was ALREADY on the ARM for mrs RB-WMB and had been ever since she first saw the permanent brightly coloured tattoo ink stain on the upper arm of her husband-to-be :) . - in hindsight it might have been wise for her to cut her losses there and then and make a dash back to her mother's gaff, v soon after she clapped her eyes on the sexually explicit ink stain on lil wayne's upper arm smile emoticon smile emoticon smile emoticon

THE TWAT WITH THE TATT - enjoy smile emoticon

ok. so. the reader should count to two. that it. thats your lot. you will, SADLY, never see that exact image again in your life. when it happened to me, it felt as though my retina has been smacked in the face. but it was over in a flash. never ever to be repeated in my presence for the next three and a half yrs. BUT two seconds was long enough, thanks. smile emoticon

the passage of time and the v v brief sight of the image handicaps me somewhat.. however, the v nearest to the actual tattoo i can come up with on google is a combination of, a hybrid of the two 'ladies' depicted. ONLY WORSE far far worse belief me. you doubt my word? then request of the wearer of the hilariously pathetic sad tatt a look see of your own and confirm for yourself the veracity of what i am asserting as a fact. smile emoticon

fyi - the reader is asked to appreciate the fact that the hue of the dermis area to which i refer is one hundred percent forever truly white - FTW in appearance. smile emoticon it is the whitest whitest most sun deprived skin i have ever clapped eyes on in my entire life.

the snow white color of that area of skin is wholly due to the FACT that the upper arms... [and one would presume the entire upper torso <> though the reader would have to confirm this with mrs RB-WMB. who of course would know] ...the upper arms of the shy possessor of the filthy lil dutty lil stupid lil PERMANENT TATT never ever ever ever to my knowledge saw the light of day. ever.

and to my knowledge also no other bt employee with whom i worked alongside was treated to a glimpse of 'the lady in white' that decorated duncey's upper arm, during any bt workday. e.g on many a hot summer day at work, on occasion jon would strip down to the waist wearing only his sleeveless high viz, i would do the same. so would tony, so would jason. duncey and poozicKA - NEVER. went shirtless at work.

i.e duncey and his suck buddy pandy poozicKA (or as duncey called pandy behind his pandy's back ...the fat fuck.(sic) ...would NEVER EVER remove their shirts frown emoticon i wonder why. smile emoticon joking aside, i once caught site of pandy's hanging gut blubber when he was in a semi prone position in his back garden. - the fat fuck was on a rota day and duncey arranged with the overhead job issuing twat to put up a stick in steeple claydon where the fat fuck lived AND DRANK frown emoticon so unbeknown to me after we put up the pole duncey lead the way to the fat man's house and disappeared inside. i stayed in the back garden. after some minutes the fat twat came out and 'reclined' on the grass near me. and in doing so exposed to my sight his hanging blubber of his gut. i wanted to be sick when i saw that disgusting blubbery sight and i quickly averted my eyes from that puke inducing sight. when i enquired of the fat fuck as to ..what's wayne up to in there? the fat twat replied ..he's settin up my computer for me. i just one ini. wayne's a fukkin computa wiz i aint got a clue. ..yeah i know he is.. was my reply. on learning this from the fat man, it became clear to me as to why the dunce cunce was previously behaving furtively when we were planting the stick in steeple claydon. smile emoticon after some twenty minutes in the fat fuck's back garden, i left duncey there and drove back to the yard. duncey had not returned by the time i left for home at five-ish. > incidentally, duncey's c1 grade mate and peu side kick... - ahh thats an ordinary c1 mind. not a substantive c1 like duncey-boy - a fact duncey was always always keen to remind pandy poozicKA of whenever the opportunity presented itself. ...as i was saying, incidentally duncey's suck buddy pandy poozicKA is the exact same proportions and roughly of the same appearance as that of the morbidly obese white woman who, in the company of others, kept following me around the crown estates of‪#‎hmc‬&ts throughout 2013. i'm sure i'v seen the same tub of lard on ..vu allotmUnt smile emoticon

TWAT WITH A TATT - a woman who chooses to marry and have chldren with a man who's mindset had previously lead him to permanently mark a large part of the surface skin of his upper arm with a RISIBLE, SEXUALLY EXPLICIT, HILARIOUSLY PATHETIC, STUPIDITY OF AN IMAGE of a half naked gyrating woman <> ...has only herself to blame for her choice of 'breadwinner/provider/father to her child. the 'man' she sleeps next to every night of her life smile emoticon

maybe that 'wife' should have opted to become a dried up childless old maid - and took a job with BTGroup or with the #CWU herself smile emoticon

2BCONTD..

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an arbitrary ad hoc post - re july 2005 and july 2015. do not judeg a book by its cover. do not interfere in another person's life. you may live to regret doing so. there is no such thing as a free lunch. everything in life has a price attached. time and a life changing force of nature is awoken july/aug/sept 2005.

thinking of this tenth anniversary of the time i took the decision to stand up to s-c-u-m within bt's workplace.

now contemplating that time and ALL that has followed since that time. it seems to me surreal... - i.e weird and bizarre to reflect upon - ...to know contemplate the fact that exactly a decade ago as the insane criminal actions of 7/7, perpetrated by a small number of ppl, was being inflicted upon the macro world of the impersonal. at that same time in the micro world of the personal we all inhabit, a workplace racist bullying coward of an employee was, for his own reasons-(which will be explained in full at a later time)-that person was unequivocally determined to ...further humiliate, belittle, ridicule colin jarvis. to further place in fear, to further frighten, subdue, control and to further dominate the black bt/cwu employee/member who has worked under his bt workplace authority power and control for 4 yrs exactly. at that time july 2005 that is what drove that individual white closet racist bullying harassing bt employee. to effectively and repeatedly and happily target the black bt employee colin jarvis. and then that individual - happily - left bt's premises at the end of the workday and went and enjoyed himself and enjoy his - hassle free - life on his allotment gardens with family and friends - lots and lots of fam & friends. - july 2005 and life IS GRAND for poor lil Wayne BuncHe of Cunce and his bnp wife and mutley. :)

i ponder. had that sorry excuse for a grown man comprehended the force of nature he was playing his dutty racist coward's games with. when he was shitting out of his stupid racist trap his dutty lil filthy lil stupid white privilege entitlements like the good lil cowardly racist piece of shit he is. gorging himself on self satisfaction self gratification, > ...fill your boots wayne. was that scum's thought process. ...after all wot vu fuck can he do 'bout it? fuck awl vats wot. i'm safe fukkin as houses with vat black.  :)

2bcontd...

speaking of houses. the evening before last on route to #myallotment garden at 5:45 on 7/7/2015 at the junction of oldhams meadow and norwood close - approx 450 mtrs and 20 seconds by car from my allotment garden. :) i was treated to the hilarious sight of a piece of shit deposited on the step of an front door. who was so so engrossed in deep convo with an out of sight bnp wife i.e ..vu missus (sic) that the twat pretended to ignore the fact of the presence of a black man in a car passing with a wave of the hand. :)  a particular black man in a particular car, with a particular registration plate on rout to a particular location. note to self - must get a dashcam fitted to my RB53 WMB Allotment Wagon. :)

   

7/7 - 2 OF 3 - RB53 WMB - Racist Bigot - White Man's Burden.

a lil background info prior to - 7/7 - 3 OF 3 - RB53 WMB - Racist Bigot - White Man's Burden. 

(i) feb/march 2004 in the afternoon of a bt workday, me, jason, tony and jon were invited into a norwood close residence by the house owner to view video tapes {see my 22nd june fb - tales from red neck cracka country - post.}  

(ii) within that residence was observed a decrepit chihuahua. somebody commented on the dog. the owner replied ...yeh i know, its old..(sic). 

when taking our seats i chose to place myself nearest the back door - i hated being in the residence. the place gave me the creeps and it made my skin crawl to be in there - on a chair on the living room side of a table which straddled the kitchen and living room area. jason sat in an armchair next to me. tony and jon both sat on the sofa at the far end of the living room under the front window. the owner positioned himself in a prone position in the middle of the living room carpet. all the better to access, load and play... - and replay and replay - yawn yawn yawn - BORING AS BORING AS BORING AS FUCK IT WOZ - THE WHOLE DAMN SAD EPISODE :) - ...the video tapes for the viewing bt workplace 'subordinates'. the reader should by now have grasped the fact that the compare and hostess of our bt working time entertainment is a man who is as stupid as they come. and that is me being kind in the extreme to the twat. as we all took our seats in that norwood close residence i recall jon dropping this comedy gem on our hostess. after being invited in and as we all entered and settled, walking across the living room jon says to our hostess ..ok if i use your toilet wayne?  ...ahh, ahh yeh yeh its upstairs. (sic) {yup :) well thats where the toilet in a house is usually located :) }..replied the hostess. but the hesitation and confusion of the house owner had been clear. - cannot on the one hand refuse and say - no you cant use the toilet. on the other hand the hostess failed to anticipate jon accessing the upstairs of his house and taking a dump in his bog hole. anyway jon soon rejoined the video show, courtesy of our bt substantive c1 grade bt i.t gold user peu team leader hostess and compare, and a wonderful time was had by all. :)       

(iii) after the event and not in the presence of our hostess, both jon and tony said to me and jason, they saw dog feces on the living room carpet around the sofa and by the stairs. 

(iv) i do not know when the decrepit chihuahua belonging to the BuncHe of Cunce snuffed it. 
however i - and many another bt aylesbury tec employees -  DO KNOW THIS - that in june/july 2005 - over a year after the aforementioned private video show we were all treated to within bt's worktime. the aforementioned bt employee norwood close hostess and compare would NOT shut the fuck up about.. 

....ay did i tell ya, we're gettin a dog like vat gerri haliwell, yeh vu same one, yeh vu missus wants one an mutley's appi wiv it  yeh vats va kina dog tu av voe, one of vem fukkus. fukkin luvly vey are, ya shud see vem...(sic) etc etc etc ... :( 

2Bcontd.. in 3 OF 3 :) 

p.s from #myallotment garden i have observed that at least a couple of allotment tenants on our allotment site have - gerri haliwell dogs :) 

wot a coincidence :)   

phil the nigger aka a dishonest bullying coward. n.b phil's desperate actions from dec 2010 is UTTERLY HILARIOUS in its panicking desperation :(

Colin Jarvis 

home from a luvly luvly evenin on ‪#‎myallotment‬. smile emoticon

turned on the telly to relax in front of wot supposedly passes for 'educate/inform/entertain' courtesy of auntie beeb frown emoticon ‪#‎bbc2‬ ‪#‎familyguy‬ +‪#‎thesimpsonsguy‬ - i am not entertained. so i will educate/inform/entertain myself smile emoticon

ladies n gentlemen i present - 'phil the nigger' (sic) aka ‪#‎bt‬ ‪#‎openreach‬employee and ‪#‎cwu‬ member (of some 25 yrs standing phillipa douglas. dont know who phil the nigger is? allow me, in brief, to introduce you. (re the phrase 'phil the nigger' see my 30 June post)

to picture phil the nigger picture a genetic cross between brit dead comic benny hill and family guy dad pete griffin and you've got a spit of phil the nigger. phil the nigger IS one of ‪#‎btgroup‬'s #cwu's finest SCUM smile emoticon #bt woodstock rd tec oxford.

phill the niggere - he of, for example in front of his puppet masters bt scum leeanne foulkes n steff halsey '...your not working me like a nigger...' and speaking directly to me '...my wife works at the bodleian library...' and '...im only in the union for insurance...' (aren't we all phil smile emoticon and '...you know homer's Iliad, well on holiday in greece...' (do u think ur controllers leeanne and steff know 'about homer's illiad phil? smile emoticon - i will cease with my stock of phil the nigger bt/cwu workplace quotes for the mo smile emoticon to picture phil the nigger picture a genetic cross between benny hill and family gut dad pete and you've got a spit of phil the nigger one of #btgroup's #cwu's finest SCUMsmile emoticon re pics n.b phil the nigger's party piece is producing filthy stinking farts on demand in confined spaces - the back of a bt tonner or in the confines of a telecom cable chamber manhole. phil and his 'mates considers this a real hoot. phil the nigger came across as a grown man obsessed the lower half of the male anatomy.

more much more of phil the nigger 2bcontd..on my other social media pages in due course. smile emoticon

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S(tupids)C(owards)U(seless)M(orons) aka #twats :)

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you will excuse me i know. but i do pmsl... ( i GENUINELY DO find the whole damn situation hilariously entertainingly amusing ) ...when i stop to consider the ..WTF is this shti - look on the faces of the ppl who've clicked on my google blogger pages and have been smacked in the mush with this ..legal request... tripe smile emoticon

i ponder smile emoticon ...what information, what so highly classified and secret information, are ppl so desperate to suppress and keep out of the public domain?

possibly... > their dutty lil, cowardly lil, filthy lil white privilege shti - executed behind the scenes - behind the fs1g complainant's back - their grubby lil white privilege shti they they get up to - individually and collectively - and their grubby lil white privilege shti they get away with - individually and collectively - as employees and trade union members within a large decentralised employer's workplace < ...possibly? smile emoticon

a ftse100 plc and a national trade union - managed by white ppl who are S-C-U-M in those parts of their respective organisations i have first hand experience of.

dutty lil small minded deceitful dishonest resentful S-C-U-M white management level ppl who hold ALL the cards. smile emoticon one of them had a brainwave ....i know, we'll get them to block him.

TWATS - block WHAT EXACTLY ?

2bcontd...

7/7 - 1 OF 3 - RB53 WMB - Racist Bigot - White Man's Burden.

question - how are: 

(i) the event of the 7/7 atrocity on the streets of london. 

perpetrated by despicable, vile, murderous, criminally motivated persons.. (one of those brainwashed extremist individuals came from Aylesbury-this is relevant and will be the subject of a separate blog) ..who were responsible for and who took it upon themselves to commit indiscriminate homicidal mass murder in the name of some delusional, none existent, ignorant, warped religious doctrine. 

AND

(ii) gerrie halliwell's dog. (iii) corporate hospitality{including very importantly, a free full english breakfast}. (iv) BT's workplace. 

- all connected in time and place?   

I love #MyAllotment Garden :) - Bierton Road Allotments - is - a microcosm of #BTGroup #CWU #CWUCC&TV #TVP & #HMC&TS :)

Colin Jarvis

2 July 2015

a public information message. smile emoticon

if you work within ‪#‎BTGroup‬ ‪#‎Openreach‬ ‪#‎CWU‬ ‪#‎CWUCCTV‬ ‪#‎TVP‬ or‪#‎HMCTS‬ and you - as an individual - believe colin jarvis to be a liar and/or believes me to be a dishonest man. if you believe that - you're a cnut. simple.

consider yourself a stupid gullible cnut. and a coward.

qu; how 'worth it' is the employer's <> bt's and/or the cwu's - easy money - wages now in 2015?

the wages the money you take home to ..vu missus doesnt means shti in comparison to what i gave you to take home to her.

it took ME to show many many white brit wives the true nature of the beast i.e the true nature of the 'man' - they married and bred with. 

the true nature of the cowardly inadequate breadwinner they share a bed with. took me to show those many sad, deceived white wives of scum bt male employees, exactly what their husband(s) gets up to at work when out of sight and sound of her and '..vu kids' 

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just one lil example for the mo :) -  bt's bodleian library twat > phil the nigger (and many others of his fellow BT/CWU twat suck buddies) ...phil the nigger takes home YET ANOTHER BIT OF BT WORKPLACE HOMEWORK to his wife on 14 june 2012 for her bedtime reading and the first of many bedtime discussion periods with ..her hubby frown emoticon poor ol phil. i shouldnt laugh really. LOL

and there woz mrs phil the nigger TOTALLY ignorant of what her stupid, deceitful, irresponsible hubby, her husband, got up to when in BT's workplace playing a workplace patsy to and manipulated by moronic scum like a cowardly lil piece of racist shit Leeanne Foulkes . smile emoticon

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